52 lines
1.3 KiB
TypeScript
52 lines
1.3 KiB
TypeScript
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import type { QuirkDef } from '../types'
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// Rolled once per deploy with QUIRK_CHANCE odds (see engine.ts). Purely a
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// per-instance modifier on top of the service's own base numbers - the
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// service definition itself never changes.
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export const QUIRKS: QuirkDef[] = [
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{
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id: 'overclocked',
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name: 'Overclocked',
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flavour: 'Running hotter than recommended. Line goes up faster.',
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rateMult: 1.35,
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crashMult: 1.6,
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},
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{
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id: 'chatty',
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name: 'Chatty',
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flavour: 'Logs everything, loudly, to a disk that will eventually fill.',
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rateMult: 1.15,
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crashMult: 1.3,
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},
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{
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id: 'legacy',
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name: 'Legacy',
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flavour: "Older than the intern. Nobody wants to touch it, so nobody does.",
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rateMult: 0.8,
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crashMult: 0.6,
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},
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{
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id: 'well-documented',
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name: 'Well-documented',
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flavour: 'Someone actually wrote a README. Unclear who.',
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rateMult: 1.0,
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crashMult: 0.55,
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},
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{
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id: 'flaky',
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name: 'Flaky',
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flavour: 'Works on my machine. This is also your machine.',
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rateMult: 1.2,
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crashMult: 1.9,
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},
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{
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id: 'artisanal',
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name: 'Artisanal',
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flavour: 'Hand-compiled from source. You are very proud of this.',
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rateMult: 1.1,
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crashMult: 1.0,
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},
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]
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export const QUIRK_CHANCE = 0.3
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